Quin: I got a bad feelin about this
Stormy: You're doin good, just relax
Quin: Almost, got it
Stormy: Eeeeasy, easy...DON'T CROSS THE WIRE!
Quin: Would you SHUT UP!
Stormy: sorry, be the wire.
Quin: Stupid ass..(Mumblings)
Stormy: Shhhh, wires don't talk.
Murphy: The time is 2:59 we've only got one minute. For God's sake lives are hanging in the
balance.
Quin: Okay Captain you're all patched in.
Murphy: SWEET 3:00 just in time for Chopper Dave
Marco: Uhh you know captain cable piracy is a crime.
Murphy: Chopper Dave's on! (Coming from pirate on screen):
ATTENTION INTRUDERS YOU HAVE BREECHED CABLE COM SECURITY
Murphy: I don't remember this episode
PREPARE
Murphy: looks cool
FOR PUNISHMENT IN 5
Marco: We must
4
Marco: EVACUATE!
3
Murphy: shhh shhh 2(at same time as screen) 1 this show rocks!
(Sea lab blows up)
Stormy & Quin: What the, heeeeeeeeeeeelp
Stormy: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Quin: Stormy get a hold of yourself. Sea lab was totally vaporized
Stormy: Does vaporized mean nothing happened to it.
Quin: What in the hell?
Stormy: And who the heck are those guys?
Quin: That's us we did that fifteen minutes ago!
Stormy: Dude check me out, I'm like a little otter a sexy little otter!
Quin: Damn that shock wave created a sub space fracture
Stormy: Take that sub space
Quin: Shut up!
Stormy: No.
Quin: The damage to sub space has caused a temporal distortion we've gone back in time! (Funky
music) Quick what does your watch say?
Stormy: It is exactly 3 O clock
Quin: Damn! I thought we'd been blown 15 minutes into the past.
Stormy: Well, I always set my watch 15 minutes fast, so it's really 2:45
Quin: Why do ya do that?
Stormy: So I'm always 15 minutes early
Quin: But if you know it's 15 minutes fast. What's the point?
(Pause)
Stormy: This doesn't do Shit!
Quin: Never mind if they hook up the cable Sea lab will explode again and sub space is gonna...
my god!
Murphy: Nooooo no no no this is Chopper Dave's made for TV movie Blades of Vengeance. See
he's a chopper pilot by day, but by night he fights crime as a Ware wolf.
Marco: uhh uhhh
Murphy: YEAH!
Quin: STOP stop call them back!
Murphy: HEY! I thought I sent you two bulbs out to get me free cable!
Quin: You did! We're still out there and you've got to call us back!
Quin#2: Almost, got it
Stormy #2: Eeeeasy, easy DON'T CROSS THE WIRE!
Quin#2: Would you shut up!
Stormy #2: sorry, be the wire!
Quin #2: Stupid Ass.(mumbling)
Stormy #2: shh shh wires don't talk.
Murphy: Yeah, I knew this day would come, so you're finally here huh?
Quin: Yes. We're from the future. What happened was-
Murphy: Nice try DOPPLE GANGER
Quin: WHAT we're not dopple gangers
Murphy: Save it for Queen Dopple Popple-is
Quin: WAIT, if they hook up the cable we're all gonna die!
Marco: SWEET DREAMS DOPPLE GANGERS( He hits them over head with wrench)
14 MINUTES LATER
Quin: I cant believe we're locked in here while we're out there about to kill us in here.
Stormy: and who the hell is Queen Dopple opple-is
Quin: Shut up!
Stormy: No.
Quin: Sea lab explodes at exactly 3:00 what time is it now?
Stormy: Dopple Popple-is you think that's Greek?
Quin: What time is it!
Stormy: Greek chicks are sooo hott!
Quin: I said what time is it!
Stormy: Dude, one semester abroad, me and this guy Kent I played lacrosse with we went to
Crete one time
Quin: Shut up.
Stormy: I was a winger, anyway, we're on Crete and there's this-
Quin: Shut up Stormy.
Stormy: little café. Did I tell you this?
Quin: No.
Stormy: Anyway, the owner's daughter OH maaaaaan she had these perfect-- (Sea
lab blows up.)
Stormy#2: AHHHHH
Quin#2: Stormy get a hold of yourself. Sea lab was totally vaporized. Stormy#2:
Does vaporized mean nothing happened to it?
Quin#2: What the hell?
Stormy#2: And who the heck are those guys?
Quin#2: Thats us we did that 15 minutes ago
Stormy#2: Dude, check me out, Im like a little beaver a hott little beaver
Murphy: Save it for Queen Dopple Popple-is
Quin#2: Wait, if they hook up the cable we're all gonna die!
Marco: SWEET DREAMS DOPPLE GANGERS!
14 MINUTES LATER
Quin#2: And that means there's a third set out there
Quin: About to hook up the cable.
Quin#2: And fracture subspace again!
Quin: My
Quin#2 My
Together: God!
(Stormy 1 & 2 go back in forth farting and hurting themselves saying to each other):
Can you feel it when I do this? No.
Quin#2: HEY IDIOTS WHAT TIME IS IT
Stormy: Exactly 3:14
Quin#2: Wait, the explosion happens at 3
Quin: yeah they set their watches 15 minutes fast-
(Sea lab blows up.)
Murphy: Save it for Queen Dopple Popple-is!
Marco: SWEET DREAMS DOPPLE GANGERS!
14 MINUTES LATER
Quin#3: We've gone BACK IN TIME!
Quin#2: YES ALREADY!
Quin#3: Don't get all in my face!
Quin: Oh you got a problem docta?
Stormy: Quins come on Stormy 3 snuck in a dodge ball!
Quin: Shut up!
Stormy: No.
Quin: What time is it?
Stormy: (throws ball, hitting Quin#2 ) Dodge ball time!
Quin: Damn it Stormy! What time is it?
Stormy: (throws ball, hitting Quin#3) I said it was Dodge ball time BITCH.
Quin: Stormy I am going to count to three!
Stormy: Better make that one!
(Sea lab blows up.)
14 MINUTE LATER
Quin#4: So there's a fifth set out there?
Quin#3: Yes, already!
Quin#2: It's all in your orientation pamplet.
(the pamplet says Sub-Space Fractures And You)
Stormy: Hey Quins! Check it out We built a time machine! Stormy 2's gonna go back in
time and uhh fix it all up there, fix it-
Quin: You don't have the brain capacity to build a time machine.
Stormy: You're right so I guess it's not so much a time machine as it is a DODGE BALL CANNON!
( Machine starts shooting out dodge balls.) Say hello to my little friend! EAT IT! EAT IT! GET SOME! GET SOME!
(The balls hit multiple Quins, one of them shouts): MY EYE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY EYE?!?
