Dr. Weird:  Gentlemen behold!  Moth MonsterOh no Moth Monster Man No!  Come Baaaaack!

Steve:  He has escaped!

Dr. Weird:  Yeees through the hole, (he falls) MY BANANA!

Moth Monster Man:  Oh my god, oh sweet delicious light.

(Theme song)

Frylock:  Shake man Im trying to sleep.

Master Shake:  How can you sleep when assisted living Dracula is on?  I know it seems a little slow but when you get into it I mean when you see it from the beginning-

Frylock:  Yeah, Okay I see it shake.  What's up with this light?

Master Shake:  Oh this is the Shake Signal.  When ever there is danger it will turn on and we will follow it to justice.

Frylock:  Aaaand it's gonna stay on your lid?  The whole time.

Master Shake:  Yeah, I was thinking that.  Yes.

Frylock:  So let me get this straight, there's trouble downtown and you're in here with that light on your head

Master Shake:  Well, naturally whose ever in trouble will have to.catch a bus and, and let us know.

Frylock:  Why dont you just put it downtown?

Master Shake:  It stays on my head in here!  This is the shake signal!  The Master Shake signal you got that?!

Meatwad:  I get it

Master Shake:  You would get it, and you will get it...Trouble on the roof!  Get my design scrib!

Frylock:  Will you relax!

Meatwad:  Sounds to me like someone's flappin' wings up there...ITS THE TOOTHFAIRY!  Tryin' to beat its way in.

Master Shake:    For your one precious tooth?  Take it what's the point? You're gonna lose it soon anyway, when I kick it right out of your mouth.  When you're asleep. 

Frylock:  Shake, man, cool out.

Master Shake:  OH I'LL DO IT DON'T TELL ME TO COOL OUT!

Frylock:  It does sound like wings Meatwad.

Meatwad:  That's what I said!

Master Shake:  Then it must be DRACULA!

Meatwad:  Dracula?

Master Shake:  It is Dracula!

Frylock:  Yeah, no it's not Dracula!

Meatwad:  The blood drinker?

Master Shake:  Oh yeah Meatwad that blood sucker would eat a meat man like you.  That's a no brainer.  They crave that stuff.

Meatwad:  They eat meat? 

Master Shake:  Oh ferociously!  I mean where have you been?!...MY LIGHT!

Frylock:  It stopped.

Moth Monster Man:  Ah man!

Master Shake:  Get the door Meatwad it's Dracula.

Meatwad:  I ain't gonna get it.  You get it!

Frylock:  I'll get it.  Hey Carl.

Master Shake:  Carl, Hey!

Meatwad:  Good morning, Carl.

Carl:  Yeah it is a good morning there little man.  It's 3 in the morning!

Master Shake:  Carl, did you see our flag?  Pretty boss huh?

Carl:  Look, all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house and your house was glowin' like the freakin' sun, so I put two and two together and decided that youre pissin' me off!

Master Shake:  Oh, we are truly sorry Carl.  And it will probably...never happen again.  Could we have our cord back?

Carl:  Nah nah there I'm just gonna keep it there since it's uh mine anyway.

Master Shake:  Carl you might want to be careful!  Dracula's out there.

Meatwad:  Dracula??

Frylock:  It's not Dracula!

(Carl:  Go back to sleep you freaks!)

(Announcer/Rapper:  Oh Carl ease up brotha', you try fallin' asleep with a blood sucker sittin' on your roof! Waitin 'to sink his fangs into your thang

Say goodbye to the Aqua Teens because they might not make it through the night.)

Meatwad:  Did he see you?

Master Shake:  Shut up and lock the door.

Meatwad:  Gimme the funnies.

Master Shake:  Here you get the coupons eh?

Meatwad:  I aint re(M.S.: Look fabric softener)ading no coupons!  Now gimme the funnies!  (Phone rings) Do what I say 'cause I say it!

Master Shake:  Hello.

Moth Monster Man:  Hi.

Master Shake:  Hello.

Moth Monster Man:  Look around, notice anything.awry?

Master Shake:  Well, (Looks around sees Meatwad in the shape of an igloo) no.

Moth Monster Man:  Are you sure about that?

Master Shake:  Definitely...maybe.

Moth Monster Man:  No no no no no.  Why don't you go look at your flag.

Master Shake:  It's ruined!

Moth Monster Man:  Yeah, it is ruined.  I did that.

Master Shake:  Who is this?!

Moth Monster Man:  Who this is, is none of your concern.  Now I suggest you turn on that light or something else might happen...cloth related

Master Shake:  Frylock trace this call.  Now you listen to me.  You cused up gypsy.

Frylock:  The call is (Master Shake:  You better hope) coming from inside that school bus.

Master Shake:  Inside the bus?  It is the bus!  The bus of the undead!  VAMPIRES!

Meatwad:  Vampires?  On a bus?!

Master Shake:  Oh yes Meatwad, the bus of the undead.

Meatwad:  OH NOO!

Master Shake:  Lubricated with 10-w blood.

Frylock:  Hmm I'm not detecting any vampiric activity, besides it's two oclock in the afternoon. 

Master Shake:  He's a...he's a reverse vampire, they crave the sun. 

Frylock:  Oh Really?

Master Shake:  Yeah they love it, they love to get tans.

Frylock:  No kidding, where are they from?

Master Shake:  Uh, well...it's Tansylvania

Frylock:  OH OH NO WAY IN THE WORLD (Master Shake:  No no-) NO WAY ON EARTH

Master Shake:  See the wheels?  Those are the markings.

Frylock:  Where do you get this stuff?

Master Shake:  Bring fourth the holy water!

(Carl:  Where is my paper!?!)

Heres the water.  Now ordain me, does anyone know how to do that?

Meatwad:  I do...wait no I dont.

Master Shake:  There's no time I shall drive this wooden stake deep into the heart of the crank case of the vampire bus.

Meatwad:  Master Shake is so brave.

Frylock:  You know I got news for you Meatwad, that bus is not a vampire.

Meatwad:  No, no I know, I know it's a reverse vampire, you see the thing you need to look at is the wheels those are the markings.

Frylock:  No.

Meatwad:  That's the way you can tell.

Frylock:  No Meatwad it's just a bus Master Shake doesn't always know everything.

Meatwad:  But he's a genius.

(Master Shake:  Ah Ah Ahhh!)

Frylock:  Well, I know he told you that, but--

Master Shake:  Help!  Let me in!  Hurry!  Before I'm sucked dry

He's impenetrable. 

(Telephone rings)

Moth Monster Man:  Yeah why did you throw molding at me?

Master Shake:  What do you want from me?

Moth Monster Man:  I want the light turned on.

Master Shake:  I don't have the blood you crave.

Moth Monster Man:  I don't want blood, no I don't want the blood, I really want the light turned on alright?  (Master Shake cries)  If I don't have it on by night fall, I'm gonna lay on this horn big time alright?  Then I will...probably...call you back.

Master Shake:  To suck my blood?

Moth Monster Man:  Yyyyeah sure.

Master Shake:  The vampire hung up.

(to be continued when i have more time...)